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breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

adrians:

adrians:

if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”

why is this still circulating

Because it’s brilliant.

mydraco:

my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

kehinki:

Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve

rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

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